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Greybeard Demotivational Poster

TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.


TAGS: damn greybeard bladder cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:13 am
Holy hell. This pic is like a love child between Star Wars, Night of the Lepus and Dead Snow. Wow!


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.

GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !

TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am

YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!

TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this shite.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.

GANDALF - The original Greybeard.

A BIG JUICY STEAK - REAL Greybeards know true BLISS when they see it! A hot woman will not give you satisfaction like this

TAGS: greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.28/5

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CANADA - March 29, 2010, 11:38 pm
that's cooked perfect IMO. should be served with mushrooms and onions



TAGS: old due greybeard babe
Rating: 3.27/5

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MO - September 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
You meant "eating" right??
gusto - September 25, 2009, 3:11 pm
that's Flavio Briatore.. he's a billionaire .. he just got kicked out of the F1 renault team for cheating


TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a MILF).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused

TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.51/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant sex organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL

G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."


TAGS: greybeard philosophy
Rating: 3.43/5

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RAWR - October 27, 2009, 2:59 am
mmmm. the crust's the best part...
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
...and crust.

JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.

TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down

TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

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Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.

GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male assholes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your vagina, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. Sexy, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Instapost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.


IMPORTANT SAFETY MESSAGE - To All Greybeards The Older You Get, The More Important It Is To Protect Your Nose From Sunburn

TAGS: greybeards beware
Rating: 4.39/5

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suenero - September 1, 2010, 10:23 am
Just how rich is that guy? I wish I had half his money! 5L's
Reality Lord - August 1, 2010, 9:19 am

nice twist...i lol'd...5SPF for you.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 8:49 am

SPF = 42DD

WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.

TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh damn... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that shit
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!



TAGS: rainbows unicorns greybeard cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Coombsy007 - August 4, 2011, 7:08 am
I think its cool because there is a viking there too. Vikings make anything cool
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 8:59 pm
This is a T-shirt. I wants
crankyhead - March 4, 2011, 5:50 pm
I don't know exactly how you do it Cubby, but you're the only guy I know who can make rainbow5 and unicorn5 cool.
TheOne - March 4, 2011, 5:33 pm
Kinda reminds of that app I downloaded "Robot Unicorn Attack".Nice.


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


TAGS: culos greybeards never change
Rating: 3.86/5

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culos - January 23, 2011, 10:40 am
By the look of things he does....
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 6:55 pm
true but you have to have tits to show tits

GARY SPIVEY - A REAL MAN's man! Thanks for helping the GREYBEARDS heal our past wounds


SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard

TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.

RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

AS IF... -

TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb ass.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb ass.



TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5


TAGS: greybeard poem beard grey
Rating: 3.77/5

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5150monkeylove - December 5, 2010, 12:33 am
perfect ebb and flow... great use of an old pic. 5L
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:39 pm

well done...n1 donk...again
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:55 pm
Good grasp of it so early on. Nice.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
even the ones I make that are many lines I still find short and sweet. I just like being able to include line breaks to better accentuate the rhythm in which it should be read.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:24 pm
Trying to hold it to a few lines greatly helps develop an ability to expand and sharpen creativity. Sounds like the opposite, but try it. It's challenging... and that's what helps you improve.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:18 pm
I certainly hope thats not sarcasm aggy cos it would certainly mean a bunch coming from a greybeard haha. I've found that making them using photoshop is easier because I'm not limited to 3 lines. I find I make better posters when I can be long-winded.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
It's all success from this point out! You've perfected your craft!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:57 pm
4th poster in a row without a rejection...personal record for me haha!

OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.

OBSESSIONS - For When Your Wife Is Getting Laid By Someone Cool

TAGS: greybeard clock
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - October 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Imagine it, every hour, on the hour...
SweetChroi - October 14, 2009, 3:36 pm
holy shit theyre all on the same time!!!

do you hear banjos? -

TAGS: greybeard innovation party table
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:55 pm
Guy out here has one but on wheels and drives it around town. Umbrella and cold beer sitting on a moving picnic table...life is good.
MrStupidGir - March 25, 2014, 6:02 pm
I'm totally building one of these this summer, hope the coast guards are cool with it

A GREYBEARD - never changes his stripes

TAGS: class assignment greybeard
Rating: 4.89/5

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culos - July 28, 2010, 9:16 am
Thanks for the tribute, you're really not that far off, I went through 3 grammar and 4 high schools for similar reasons....5 Culi from me!
corbett06 - July 28, 2010, 12:20 am
i like this...5Ls for you sir
Zealot - July 27, 2010, 8:30 pm
Shock and Awe
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:01 pm
Beautiful! That was amsome airman!


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am

OLD AGE - Last night Frank cut his 70th birthday short, Because finishing prematurely is what old age is all about


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5



TAGS: tribute roast rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:09 pm

wow, I was only 17 when this picture was taken


TAGS: greybeards women marriage
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Like chasing those galldarned timmies off of the lawn. 5 doses of metamucil.


GREYBEARD BLISS - Grandchildren

TAGS: greybeard bliss
Rating: 3.84/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am
Looks like Khrushchev


GREYBEARD BATMAN - Even after retirement, his thrill seeking days weren't over... Well at least untill his chute didn't open.

WATCH YOUR BACK - greybeards are always closer than you think


GREYBEARDS RULE - Get used to it!


TAGS: old testament greybeard for guessing game bartstyle
Rating: 4.94/5

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crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:14 pm
Nice use of the pic Space


TAGS: freedom greybeard cubby
Rating: 4.93/5

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GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
you got that right...5L


TAGS: greybeard targeting
Rating: 4.93/5

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opsCOASTIE - February 14, 2012, 8:04 am
Holy CRAP! Does BeNice ToMe have to comment on EVERYTHING! Easy up there big fella.
mariand - February 14, 2012, 1:47 am
got the message... but can we give them a drink?
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:19 pm
I must say in all honesty this is much better stuff than the Emocrap of a few days ago. keep'em coming :)

SUBSCRIPTIONS - now available online

TAGS: rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 8:26 pm

rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:21 pm

Thanks, I think you may be the 1st to ever notice.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:26 pm

Wow! Look at those beautiful blue eyes!~~

CLASSIC BEAUTY - So hot....it sizzles forever... ...one day you'll see it too.

TAGS: cubby greybeards know women
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 10:40 pm
"Oh my Lorie darlin' "........ from Lonesome Dove.
Cubbybear - November 5, 2010, 10:37 pm
#3 is Diane Lane...I always loved her
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 no berries!
Airman - November 5, 2010, 11:53 am
yummmm 5 yowzahs


TAGS: greybeards nice butts fishnets green lantern 2 mod site or sight
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
Y'all need secret decoder rings to go with that creed.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:20 am
LOL! I'll keep looking... just in case.
ICEMAN - July 21, 2010, 12:19 am
I don't know Rerun, the one on the left doesn't look kosher to me.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 black lights.... er, african-american lights.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

since I don't care for tramp stamps, I call the one on my left.



DIFFERENCES - most of them are little OTHERS ARE HUGE

TAGS: greybeards noobs regulars quality quantity
Rating: 4.56/5

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rodangol - January 16, 2012, 7:11 pm
stolen modification coming soon, 5


TAGS: march calendar 2010 greybeard bliss ultra electro magnetic top theresa
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Well done lester, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:33 am
@Sick - 2 Purple hearts, a true greybeard! @Bovee - i think i have 3 or 4 LOL. Thanks Guys. Very kind.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:18 am
Look i have 5 grey hairs.
sickartist - March 30, 2010, 8:51 am
5 grey (almost white) L's


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


TAGS: greybeard council will decide
Rating: 4.47/5

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guyfox - December 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
I have one of those big knives I've been wanting to try out
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:08 am
anyone else find it interesting that we end up with a blood moon almost 2 years to the day prior to the end of the world? No? Just the voices in my head again? oh.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Oooh, let me. I have this nifty altar in back. Some people call it a BBQ.


TAGS: greybeard psa help hands cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

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hootizz - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Richard..?? Richard Branson.., is that you..??


GREYBEARD HEADQUARTERS - We're not shy of what we want...desperate...but NOT shy!

GREYBEARDS - An aeon of knowledge and power available in this Reader's Digest version Two Volume set only $19.95


GREYBEARDS - “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” -Dubuffet-


TAGS: you can polish a turd but it still aint worth shiit belated roast a greybeard iceman
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - March 10, 2011, 3:42 pm
A golden turd award. Can think of some very deserving people.


TAGS: marchallenge greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.13/5

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Airman - March 29, 2010, 4:28 pm
damn straight

GREYBEARD - It's way more than a FORUM rank...It's a state of mind.

GREYBEARDS - We bring excitement to your life... ...if it weren't for the kids, you would stay.

TAGS: greybeards love moms cubby
Rating: 4.07/5

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MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
If only I had a pants-cat.
FredricT - January 9, 2011, 11:52 am
Good thing she got the kids away. They might have wanted to play with that kitty

GREYBEARD'S BLISS - Fellow greybeards, meet Bliss! Bliss, meet the motifakers!

TAGS: greybeard bliss march challenge
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 3:05 pm
Brooke Burns..Ommm NumNum. 5L

GREYBEARD MEETING - Hurry up Ron...we're late! I told you we shouldn't have stopped to watch the VOLLEYBALL game

THANKS FOR THE WARNING - But you're about a few decades too late!

TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.71/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 7:12 am
So if I'm a heroin addicted christian who molestes mormon children who beats women for committing 'lewd' acts and runs over jocks and homo's in my hummer I'm pretty much safe for heaven, FUCK YEAH!!!
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 12:06 pm
so , we sports nuts are going to hell ? cant we just beat u up and have a drink ?// rebellious women ? er.... i think he has a wife who has no backbone ]slash[ no actual opinion... /// 53x addicts ? .... i fail to see the problem isnt sex a good thing O_o
boeweizer - November 4, 2009, 1:12 am
yes mormons work really hard to get into heaven getting up at 5 am to pass seminary
Mistress_Pyro - September 27, 2009, 3:00 am
so just the child molesting homos, not the child molestor or the homos you have to be both?
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Don't lump the sports nuts with the mormons. That's not fair.
Bunny - May 15, 2009, 11:02 am
He's kindly done a wee drawing of a Lewd Woman, just in case you don't know what to look out for.
mooooooooooooo - April 24, 2009, 3:15 am
I like that it says "pot smoking little devils" but not crack,meth or heroin users
Sean - April 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
And do you notice that Mormons are last? I postered that very point over a year ago. But I love the fact that he includes "sports nuts". That cracks me up to no end.


TAGS: greybeards second to nuns
Rating: 3.68/5

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rogueagent - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Hay there's a crew-person, I never notices that before.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
"Zombie Strippers" is epic. : )

#54 ENSOR STREET - Oh no no no my dear.., you have it all wrong... I am #5 Ensor Street.., 4 is the age you have to be to come inside for a Candy...

TAGS: sweety naughty old greybeard candy
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:51 pm
you must be no taller than the 5 to ride the Grampanator. Please be advised kicking and screaming can result in sudden loss of life.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:10 am
Sick but funny.

TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does.

TAGS: october challenge date night with a greybeard
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:45 pm
5L - Nothing says "scrapbook" like St. Josephs Roofies.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:53 pm
Everybody is getting 5s from me! Screw you Timmy...and as a side note this deserves the 5 Poodle mark!


TAGS: greybeard piece of ass
Rating: 3.48/5

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RONSART - February 3, 2009, 2:24 am
GREYBEARD,S are men of HONOR & TRUTH...and some are really, really old...lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 9:05 pm
Obviously a FAKE! A true Greybeard would never confess to anything!
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:05 pm
Speak for yo self yo geriatric btard

THE GREYBEARD'S LOOKOUT TOWER - Mr. Culos did a great job


TAGS: culos greybeards
Rating: 3.45/5

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Culos - February 19, 2009, 3:32 pm
Excellent as always, Thanks Ron....

GREYBEARDS - They always have a Happy New Year !

TAGS: greybeards party happy new year
Rating: 3.39/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:35 am
LESLIE! and some hot chick. Nice guy, and a lawyer for the homeless, but a raging transvestite. Another reason we coined "Keep Austin Weird"
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:25 am
5L from a real life grey beard LOL

NO GREYBEARDS - These signs always seem to pop up after one of our parties... Thanks Matt! Grabby SOB!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm
Rating: 3.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 30, 2009, 5:58 pm
She was totally asking for it, Dude...



TAGS: sage greybeards roll call
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bone - July 5, 2009, 11:59 am
See what happens when your off drinking beers...you miss the meeting! Dammit!
moooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 12:21 am
One of these things just doesn't belong here, One of these things just isn't the same.......Don't your Bratz dolls miss you?
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
What's a GreyBeard?
rerun - July 4, 2009, 8:55 pm

Rurun, Major (ret)AF239675443 No felonies (1 dismissed unspecified charge)Favorite muss brunette or bald
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:19 pm
His Eminence Ronsart Michelangelicus Photoshopicon, the Head Artist of the Motifake Vatican ( reformed ), Treasurer.
RONSART - July 4, 2009, 8:18 pm
Name...Ron Rank...General Serial Number...AF19833228 Felonies...3 Muff Color Choice...All (except grey...go figure...lol)

RONSART - I know where he gets his inspiration!

TAGS: ronsart greybeard
Rating: 3.26/5

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RON - April 24, 2009, 2:48 pm
MR. LD totally awesome and of course, super funny. Thank you Sir...again you,re able to pick on me with great humor. I appreciate your talent and posters! Now get back to work!...lol


ASIAN GREYBEARDS - We're trying too hard

SGM GOLF OUTING - We didn't play any golf... just talked about our balls and wood

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake sgm golf
Rating: 3.14/5

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Briton of Rose - February 3, 2009, 6:37 am
That's not Obama, that's Tiger! (He's been an Honorary Greybeard since last August.)
Culos - February 3, 2009, 4:23 am
True, but who invited Obama again????


GREYBEARD FUN NIGHT - LogicDude and Ronsart always fight for the last girl

TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.13/5

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WTFO - April 11, 2009, 10:00 pm
While you two are working out your aggression, I'll take the girl home with me.
RON - April 11, 2009, 9:58 pm
Oh!!!! Cubby great poster! And Thanks!
RON - April 11, 2009, 9:56 pm
LD one tough SOB...even as I push him through the wall, he,s yelling...Hey Old Man FU!...He,s such a kidder.
Bob Chin - April 11, 2009, 9:44 am
I've got a fiver on LD. The kid is tenacious as hell and he'll never say "uncle"
Arrogant Knight - April 11, 2009, 1:51 am
And who usually wins?

AUDITIONS - Now taking applications for the SGM Harem. "Thank you Miss, you have a great talent but, well, you're a Butterface..."

TAGS: sgm sage greybeards of motifake
Rating: 3.11/5

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James - April 8, 2009, 2:46 am
paul franks inspiration....
Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 8:16 pm
Stick her in the basement
BuZZbomb - February 3, 2009, 6:58 pm
Maybe she is auditioning for the part of "Girl #2 with Cup" and didn't quite read the script...